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malpwactice) wrote2024-01-06 05:00 pm
open season open post for golden peacock
18 / male / open / 3♠
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Name's Aak. I make medicinal compounds but for all that boring baby stuff like headaches just go to the clinic. If you've got something really interesting and are willing to take a few risks hit me up. I don't have a supply of painkillers yet so complainers need not apply.
Plans inside this place or out? I want a lab. The mister at the Dizzy Pigeon's alright and all but he's closed at 3am. I work best on my own schedule, you know?
My suture record for a six inch wound is 40 seconds and my high score in Goldtris is 500k points.
It's not like most of you would have heard of them anyways. Am I supposed to go find books for this? My Favorite Activity is not getting homework.
I like baozi.
I want someone who doesn't tell me what to do. Anyone who is self-righteous about other people's behavior is a total turn off. I'd like if they were in good physical shape and weren't afraid of needles.
WINE.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
CLOWNS. [???]
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH.
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
NINJAS.
.05 TITS OR ASS
ASS.
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
TEA.
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SPICY.
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER.
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LEATHER.
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
ROUGH SEX.
ISTP-A
january/february
A
18 / male / open / 3♠
march/april
A
18 / male / open / 3♠
july/august
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CHECK OUT MY FULL PROFILE
19/ feline / lungmen
willing to trade new earrings for a sexless date if youre squeamish
~~WHOEVER KEEPS BANGING LOUD IN THE RANK 2 ROOMS SHUT UP~~
icebreaker question how kinky is being into pain and bleeding on a scale of 1-10?
RATE MY ASS!
ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10, RATE MY ASSRESORT CALCULATED STATS!
THE TRUTH ABOUT MESOCIABLE
★★★★★★★★☆☆
HONEST
★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
HORNY
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
ETHICAL
★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
FLUFFY
★★★★★★★★★★
Send me a message!
OR...
Schedule a date!
SEND ME A SMILING EMOJI. DON'T WORRY - ALL DATES ARE MANDATORY IF REQUESTED! YAY!
(from july 'net mingle)
(fanart source links (warning: all link contain nsfw works) main / ass 1 / ass 2)
text | usn: fausteen
Why wouldn't it be?
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super kinky?
i dont think its the level of like some guy who only gets off on people in scuba gear but its definitely not like everyone right?
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Something like that would be considered kinky because it's odd and unexpected, right?
I suppose being into pain or blood could also be considered odd and unexpected, but maybe not as much as something like a, well, scuba gear fetish, because it's uncommon for them to be purposefully sought after in sex, but not really unheard of?
I think they're more kinky because they're considered... dangerous. Or subversive, maybe.
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[He would attribute it to the sheer Nerd energy if not for the fact their shared times as wolves made him know better. At the same time, he's willing to go back and forth about it.]
goin against survival instincts
likin something youre not supposed to
so like youre sayin its a psychological step above just bein a weirdo
(1/2)
I'm just being thorough in my explanation!
( give him the benefit of the doubt!! please!! )
(2/2)
Finding something exciting because because it's dangerous... or, yes, maybe because they think of it as "wrong."
I guess that's about what I mean, though I probably wouldn't word it that way...
( as if aak can act like he isn't a "weirdo" in any way... he's gotten enough hints of your proclivities to know that's a laugh, Feline. )
Which side of this debate are you supposed to be arguing, anyway?
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the original argument this was all about it boring now dont worry about that
i was thinkin like a 7 out of 10 for receiving
and 6 out of 10 for giving
[As if saying that wanting to give pain was less kinky that receive wasn't also a sign of his proclivities.]
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I guess I'm surprised you think one is more or less kinky than the other, rather than them being on the same level.
( that's how makoto tends to think of them, at least. )
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like tying someone up or bein the one tied up
its way simpler to hurt others and feel good about it than get hurt and feel good about it
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"Simpler" is one thing, but I think there are many others who would judge one being into causing pain more harshly than one into receiving it.
( then again, he's kind of tipping his hand for his own experiences here too, so they're even. )
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i suppose youve got a point
mixing up real evildoers with people just having a lil fun
or maybe there is just a little bit of evil in all of us~
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I guess it's just... whether or not that feeling of right or wrong turns them away from it or not.
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cant say i disagree.
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Just because you enjoy inflicting pain doesn't mean you want to be cruel about it.
I guess if someone didn't care about that at all and callously hurt others just to satisfy themselves, that might be considered pretty evil, but...
There's got to be some sort of gray area, right...?
( as someone who was both a sadist and unfortunately saddled with a decent enough heart to care about the wellbeing of others, makoto wants to hope there is, at least. )
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hmm.
you remember when we first started talking and i wanted to poison you?
[Good times, right? No, no, he's got a reason for bringing it up.]
i really didnt plan on doing anything i thought was lethal.
its the same with everything i test on folks here. sure it might inconvenience them but i dont go trying things i think are gonna melt their organs or anything like that.
thats not a line i want to cross with anyone here.
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( though, even if aak had tried something lethal, makoto's not even sure it would work. wouldn't that be worse, though? to have to suffer through the ordeal of chemical poisoning and not even be granted death at the end of it?
he pauses, thoughtful, for a moment before replying. )
Why do you want to?
Is it some sort of professional curiosity or do you get some sort of satisfaction out of it?
I wouldn't judge you even if that were the case... I think I'm probably worse.
( though he, too, tries to keep it under wraps, he is well aware that if he fully threw himself into the things he wanted to do, the things that nagged at the edges of his consciousness, slipping insidious and invasive fingers into his waking thoughts, that people would end up dead. fortunately he's never killed anyone, and he doesn't really plan on changing that any time soon.
but it adds some additional curiosity... )
But it is a line you would cross under different circumstances?
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if we were putting it on a scale sure you might be worse than me
but i think were both on the side of that scale folks dont like
[He didn't have the confidence that Makoto was just like him, understood the way his mind worked, or would agree with him. He was confident they were both a little fucked up.]
plenty of discoveries happen because of accidents
something "beneficial" can be toxic in larger doses and something "toxic" can be beneficial in smaller ones
its satisfying to see somethin like that come together
if the world were perfect someone would say its too risky or why bother but
the world i come from is far from perfect
[In his opinion, it wasn't a world that could be helped by just keeping it in stasis. If it wasn't improving, it would inevitably deteriorate. Anything he solved for fun could, with time, become a key to something greater.]
yea in my world there are plenty of people where things would be way better if their guts turned to soup
if poisoning one person prevented a robbery that kills three thats just math
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( he just thought to share that to make aak feel more comfortable in being truthful—it's not like he could offend him, after all.
but, yeah, based on what he says, makoto is pretty sure the guy doesn't actually get off on this sort of thing... or maybe not as directly as makoto tends to. a little disappointing, but it's at least better than feeling any sort of judgment. )
So it's partially professional curiosity and partially a personal feeling of justice?
Well. If you were going to try to test out what could be poisonous or medicinal, there are far worse people to do it on than those actively committing crimes.
Regardless of what I might have admitted about myself, I do avoid doing so, so I'd like to think that would exclude me from your potential test subjects...
( there's no guarantee that his demonic constitution would metabolize whatever aak injects into him the same as humans (or any terran race) anyway... )
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i mean it can be fun too
you should see some of the spasms those guys do under paralytics!
[It's true, though, that given a choice between two methods of hurting someone, he wouldn't consider his own sexual pleasure. There was a satisfaction in having power over someone. There was a satisfaction in feeling like karma had been balanced. He wasn't the same but the kind of things he experienced made acts of cruelty blasé.]
oh i just mean i dont want you to die
youd still be a great test subject if i say so myself
say then is it fine if i only give you enhancing drugs?!
some of them have some yuck side effects but i promise i can nurse you real good hehehehehehhe
[He may have lost the thread of trying to explain where his morality makes him stop and how it relates to good and evil.]
(1/3)
( though, for makoto, the joy he feels at seeing another in pain is lessened substantially when he's not the one directly causing it. there's something very particular in that intimacy of authorship...
he also still has a weird hang-up on wanting it to be at least moderately consensual, as well. even if they were a truly bad person, he thinks he'd feel guilty if not... it's not like he's a good person, after all. )
I'm not sure my body metabolizes things the same as a human one, so it might not be as accurate for certain tests as you might want.
(2/3)
(3/3)
Like, steroids or something?
( on one hand, makoto is the type of archetypal underdog who will typically do anything to gain a shred of strength or power, considering it's not naturally given to him.
on the other... yeah, he's heard things like that have certain side-effects he would really not want to deal with. even if he had a particularly good Feline nurse. )
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steroids and stimulants yea
increased strength increased stamina
it might not work the same way on you but thats why we gotta try stuff!
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( is he going to end up totally roided out?? addicted to something dangerous?? are some things on his body going to shrink while others do the opposite???? aak!! )
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look i got some recipes from home that i know just cause minor soreness the next day
i can try and recreate them here and we can start from there!
totally unrelated but are you in the pro or anti durian faction?
cw: vore mention...
As long as you're cautious and promise me you won't mess me up with some really awful side-effects, I'm willing to try.
Oh. Um. I'd say I'm relatively pro-durian...?
I've had it before, and I didn't dislike it.
( listen. when you've eaten living demon flesh and organs, the smell of durian isn't nearly as much of a shock or offense... )
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metaphorically
[Aw, he thinks to himself, he won't see any squirming bad faces from the durian stimpack. He'd just have to run around and get people's opinions whenever he could find a durian to get his fill of that.]
perfect! most of the bad reviews i got from that one were the durian anyways
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Metaphorically.
( is it a special kind of sadism, to inflict durian upon the unwilling masses? )
Whenever you're prepared, we can meet and test it out. Just send me a message with a time and place.
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and youre not gonna get away from me messaging you until then!
but dont worry i can make it clear when its ready
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If you have any other burning questions about the relative kinkiness of sadism or masochism or anything else, I suppose my inbox is always open.
september/october
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▶ MY NAME AND WHAT IT MEANS...▷ The "aa" sound in my codename is actually meant to pair with my coworker. If you put the sounds of our codenames together it makes a divine sound. As for my birth name, I've discarded that!
▶ MY BIRTHDAY AND HOW OLD I AM...
▷ March 25th. I had my nineteenth birthday here and got to give some lovely kitty ears away to cute kittens!
▶ MY BEST QUALITY IS...
▷ It's a tie between my fluffy fur and my sharp intellect.
▶ I NEED TO WORK ON...
▷ I still have trouble giving and receiving kindness!
▶ A FAVORITE PASTIME OF MINE IS...
▷ I love to mix new medicines. It's a shame that medicines can't fix the real problems in the world.
▶ A SKILL MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW I POSSESS IS...
▷ My medical knowledge impresses people who have done this sort of thing way longer. My attitude impresses them less.
▶ I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO...
▷ If I could enjoy peace and quiet, I wonder what kind of person I would be.
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▶ THE BEST CONDIMENT IS...▷ Fin sauce, you can put it on anything and it's way more savory.
▶ THE WORST FOOD IS...
▷ When you leave fries too long and they get cold and soggy.
▶ IF I WAS DOMINATING THE WORLD, MY METHOD WOULD BE...
▷ First, you win over the gangs with concoctions, then pit them against each other, then get the cops involved, grease palms with dirty money, and hopefully don't get shot in the process like my shitty old man!
▶ AFTER DOMINATING THE WORLD, MY FIRST DECREE WOULD BE...
▷ All the dirty people who helped me get there have the supreme honor of being my personal test subjects.
▶ IF I WAS STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND, THREE ITEMS I WOULD BRING ARE...
▷ A stamina-boosting stimpack, super-dense carb and protein smoothie mix, and someone to do the hard work for me.
▶ IF I WAS LOCKED IN PRISON, I WOULD ESCAPE BY...
▷ If I can't mix something to slip into the guard's drinks then I better cozy up the warden!
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▶ CHOOSING BETWEEN CHEST, ASS, AND THIGHS, I PICK...▷ I can't help but want to play with people's chests, especially if they're sensitive!
▶ THE BEST SEX ACT IS...
▷ It's definitely something where where holes get filled and the more the better.
▶ A SEX ACT I WANT TO TRY IS...
▷ I want a threesome! Or foursome! But I better not get ignored during it.
▶ THE MOST INTIMATE ACT ONE CAN DO FOR ME IS...
▷ I desperately want someone to know and understand me but I also think that's impossible so I'll settle for letting someone brush my fur.
▶ SOMEONE IN THE RESORT I WANT TO FUCK, BUT HAVEN'T YET, IS...
▷ Maomao's hard to get attitude makes me want to chase her! I could have done it with Baptiste but I was too responsible. Hiyori's not interested but I'd like to see if he can keep being cutesy while being totally overstimulated.
▶ MY EROGENOUS ZONES ARE...
▷ Ears, stomach, tail, feet.
▶ MY WORST HABIT THAT I WONT CHANGE WOULD BE...
▷ Probably the fact I don't change any of my habits.
▶ A GENERAL CONTROVERSIAL OPINION I HAVE IS...
▷ Doctors don't really help anyone. All they do is pick up the pieces of a mess someone should have stopped in the first place. The ones who get all self-important about saving lives are the most annoying!
april/may
AFTER DARK PROFILE
NAME: Aak
AGE: 20
GENDER: Male
CARD: 3♠
SEEKING: Test Subjects
HEIGHT: 161cm/5'3"
WEIGHT: 50kg
PENIS/BREASTS: 11cm, barbed / not again
ASS: furry
THIGHS: fuzzy
HAIR: all over but don't worry, i brush!
EROGENOUS ZONES: ears, nipples, base of the tail, paw pads
OLFACTORY: various fruit, bitter herbs, sandalwood
POSITION: facesitting, double penetration, butterfly, pildriver
• always up to try stuff
• cute and fluffy
• skips the boring date questions
• knows what works as lube in a pinch
• you know you wanna try it at least once to say you did
• emotionally immature
• spiteful when ignored
• has made homemade lube
• has various bodily fluids in vials from previous games
• willingness to drink whatever given
• the look when someone completely loses it in pleasure
• breaking the rules a bit, just for fun
• [TEXT DELETED, RECONSTRUCTED ACCORDING TO OPEN SEASON AI PREDICTIVE TEXT] punish me for being naughty ♥ but like in a sexy way ♥♥
MATCH WITH ME
BONUS PROMPT: Our Dress up Darlings (possible cw: crossdressing, gender play, may lead to sex)
[The middle of the night is Aak's time anyways. He's been having a great time with Mating Season's latest little prank and is perfectly willing to go check out times he's paged. There are plenty of consequences for not going and only rewards for showing up. This message has been sent to a few people from some busy House Finch intern:]
[EMBRACE YOUR STYLE]
[And those who enter the call will be brought into a private room re-purposed as a kind of dressing room for the impromptu models, performers, or simply people who were curious. There are racks and racks of clothing available to rent and use for the duration of their House Finch stay. However, there's something mysterious about these racks in that even if you swore you were grabbing one piece... the one that comes out is another.]
[If someone adheres to the belief that clothing is gendered, they'll notice any time they try to grab a piece it will end up in opposition to their chosen gender. Something about just this specific invitation seems to have a rule slapped on it. Don't worry about it too much. They could leave and risk the flaring of their suit or they could try something new and see how it looks!]
[Aak is content to try what he finds, so characters can stumble upon him in a variety of looks... (or, hell, be there the whole time and praise him for each.)]
[One is probably the least gendered but Aak knows exactly whose outfit this is, as he lifts up the hanging part in the front and shows off those cut-outs at the hips.] Ooh, she'd be so mad about this one...
[One is an overly frilly and ribboned look. The ribbon on the tail creates an almost paintbrush-like tip at the end of his fluffier tail.] Not exactly my style.
[One is a swimsuit, of which Aak may actually make anyone in the room turn around if they're looking too closely.] Look, gettin' into bikini bottoms is hard for a guy, don't go makin' it harder.
[House Finch would clearly like to get some mileage out of this collaboration, although making out in the dressing room is probably still a win for the Mating Season crew.]